READ ON IF YOU FEEL PSYCOPATHIC ENOUGH...
[Cue music from some horror film]
What would you do if you found out that your old teacher was not
actually a teacher?
"Oh my god, no! Argh, help!"
What you you say to all those you knew?
"I don't know how to say this, but..."
What you you do...when he returns?
DUHN-DUN!!!!
In tonights episode of When he returns, we take you behind the scenes at our Research Department where our chief correspondant, script writer, typist, druggie and researcher, Fan #2, has uncovered some unsettling details about Mr McLaughlin's past.
"Well, guys, I just don't quite know how to tell you this...
"I was researching our beloved teacher on the interent when I came
across an ultimate guide for teacher reference, the popular website, otherwise
known as Rate My Teachers. I checked the grouping for our school, and he wasn't
there.
"Understandably so, since he was only there for a year and a hlaf-term.
But I believed that he deserved an account, so I followed all of the steps to
create a new teacher account, when, the unthinkable happened. This brief message
popped up on the screen:"'We at Rate My Teachers are sorry to say that we
had to remove this person as one of our admin has reported that he/she is
not a
teacher.'"
"NOT A TEACHER?!?!?!?! OMG, Argh!"
After a brief fit, Fan #2 recovered and was able to resume his
commentary.
"So, I thought I'd try again, to check, and sure enough, the same
message appeared. My heart was in my throat."
Truly terrible news. We never believed he was a good teacher and Fan#1 and I had our doubts as to whether or not he could teach, but to find out that he couldn't teach at all? Well, that shocked us, to say the very least... Thanks for reading...
PS: As a mild incentive, those who leave comments will now officially have posts dedicated to them. Come on, comment! We'll love you forever! [Although, I don't know if that's a good thing or not... XD]
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