What if? Part 1 - the Wellacre Episode

Now, right at this very moment, I'm going to answer to one, extremely important question that has been burning in the back of your minds forever. What would happen if he came back? Well, in the first installment of this gripping saga, we [the McLaughlin Number #1 Fan team] are going to take a look at the thrilling story of what happened if and when McLaughlin came back!!!

[cue music from Psycho or the Shining]



Narrator: A short while back now, we caught news that our beloved
teacher had wound up at a local boys school, Wellacre, teaching the subject that
he invented, Graphic Goddamn products. At first, we didn't take it seriously. We
couldn't find him on the website at Wellacre and neither Fan #1 nor I knew
anyone from Wellacre, so there was no way of proving that. All that changed when
he arrivied.



[cue: Dunh Dunhhhhh!!!!!]



Narrator: No, not McLaughlin, but a boy from Wellacre. Yup, he arrived
and mentioned that one teacher that struck fear into all of our hearts...
MCLAUGHLIN! OMG! ARGH! He confirmed it to us on several occasions, including
listing many of the odd habits that you have heard on the absolutely amazing
blog, the stunning
blog, and a few new ones. But it was him alright.

[cue: fearful violin music that upsets everyone deeply]

Narrator: But it was the final turn of events that horrified us the
most. **** [from the ****! Ball! Bustop] incident ran into him in ... the
Trafford Centre!! OMG! That's, in case you didn't know, is only five or ten
minutes from the school from which he was sacked initially. more n this truly
devasting news in the next episode...

[cue: Absolutely irrelevant outro music, that in fact makes this entire
entry out to be the actual joke that it is!]

So what do you all think? Should we commission episode 2, or should this entire project lie in the dirt? PLEASE COMMENT! I'M BEGGING YOU! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! :)