Hello! My name is...

MCLAUGHLIN! Yup, that's his name. You can sing songs about it!

PmC that's his name That name again It's PmC!

[in case you couldn't tell, that was a poor spoof on the Mr Plow song featured in the Simpsons]

See, a song! And what a song too! Mr McLaughlin spoke about songs once. He was quite distressed about music on the whole...

"...back in my day, there was no such thing as music. If we wanted
music, folks, we had to buy an orchestra and write music for them. On the spot!
All of these new fangled things that you call 'bands' well, I'd have to say that
they don't impress me, sir. As a matter of fact, they are not impressing me.
I'll just have to reitereate that they are not impressing me at all
sir!!!"

"...Oh, before I insisted that they weren't impressing me, I must tell
you a very important thing. At the moment, there is a conspiracy. It's ultimate
top secret. In fact, it's so top secret I'm going to repeatedly bash you over
the head with a jig-saw until you forget it..."

[someone points out that it is not in fact a jig-saw that he is
brandishing, but actually something else which I, Fan #2, cannot remember the
name of]

"...Well then! I think that that is just disgraceful! You sir! My room!
3.25! T1!

MY ROOM 3:25 T1!!!!!!!!!..."

In response to that, I'd like to say... blah...