It's a conspiracy I tell thee!

HOLY COW! We've not updated this thing since October?! Well believe it or not, we have a genuine reason why we've not updated.

Now, I bet you're all thinking we've not updated because Fan #2 and I have been busy with our upcoming exams and the horrors of our Mocks.



That's only part of the reason believe it or not.



But just recently we discovered the real reason...a CONSPIRICY!!!!

A conspiricy so horrible it makes the moon landing conspiricy look like kid's play.

Yes, dear readers...we have become victims of....dun-dun-daaaaaa:



McLAUGHLIN-ISM!!!!



What is McLaughlin-ism I hear you ask? How has it affected us? What did I have for dinner?



Let me tell you.



The first answer is simple: Chicken, chips and a glass of coke.

The second and third require a little more explaining.



To put it simply, Mr McLaughlin was an alien.

WITH A DEADLY ALL CONSUMING VIRUS!!!!111!!1!111!!!!!!



This virus, known as TKmR-MAX Special is a special virus unknown to Man, Dog, Whale or any other animal you can think of (except the mongoose...but we don't like to mention them).

Believe it or not...if you have ever hung around Mr McLaughlin for more than 10 mins...he will have already have mentioned this deadly virus to you on an average of 50 times.



That's right...the TKmR-MAX Special has a specific code word in our Earthly language: Bird Flu.



EVERY SINGLE BLOODY MINUTE OF THE BLOODY DAY HE WOULD YAMMER ON ABOUT BLOODY BIRD FLU!

And what he really meant was this deadly virus.



The TKmR-MAX Special is a peculiar virus...it can affect biological organisims on a minute scale, although if you had to put up with Mr McLaughlin on a long term scale (e.g. from years 8-9) the effects would worsen. Observation has noted the symptoms as being:



MASSIVE CONFUSION!

MASSIVE BOREDOM!

SUICIDAL TENDENCIES (Especially if you had an afterschool det)!

EXTREME AGGRIVATION!

ONE HELLUVA HEADACHE!

A DUCK!



There is also another thing that the TKmR-MAX Special can affect...THE COMPUTER!



However the difference between the two is, that although symptoms in a Biological organisim can appear almost immediately, in a computer the effects can appear years later (e.g. yr 11).



So Fan #2 and I were hardly surpised to discover that our blog has been blocked from the school computers.

We know that this is not the work of a highly intellegent school filtering system, no, it is really the work of A CRAZED SUPER-ALIEN-BIRD FLU-UBER-VIRUS!!!!



McLAUGHLIN-ISM HAS AFFECTED OUR SCHOOL COMPUTER SYSTEM!



Fortunately Fan #2 and I have allies in the CIA, the FBI, the TTFN, the PHD, the PSP, the GMT, the GMTV, the DNA, the DMC, the LED, the SOS Brigade, the SPEW, the MMPR, the DESU, and the DATTEBAYO!

(We couldn't get any allies in the PMC organiztion though...we suspect another conspiricy) who provided us with all the info we needed about this threat to humanity.



So next time you think we have abandoned you....REMEMBER McLAUGHLIN-ISM!

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Fan#1: ~Desu.

Fan#2: ^^'

Fan#3 (new member): all your mclaughlin r belongs to us, ZOMG

Fan#2: You're still a temporary member Fan#3... even if you are taller than me

Fan#1: OM NOM NOM.

Fan#2: OK you two, back to your cells (drags away)

Fan#1: NO! IT ARE MY BIRTHDAY!

Fan#2: *Attaches face restraints to both and drags them to cells*

See ya!

Folks, I'd Just Like To Say Thank You...

" Folks, since there was so much attention on the post 'McLaughlin Mathemclaughlics', the University of M.A.R.T.A. has created us a special course known as, [eh-hoo, eh-hoo] Mathemclaughlics! Well folks, when I heard about it, I said to myself, I said, "Mr Mclaughlin! Your superior intellect has spawned it's own University degree. How should I repay them?

"Well, I asked my wifey from Texas. I said, "Ol' Wifey O' Mine, wadduya think o' this?

"And She said, "O' Husband of moyn, I fink that this is a woynderfuyl idea. Maybe we should celebrate by habing triple meaty deluxe mageboygor this thoysday!!

"Well, I said, I say, I said, of course ol' wifey o mine. I'll just throw you of a cliff!

"And that's exactly what I did!"

But really folks, we'd just like to say thanks for the great response on that post and hope you like what we keep on doing. Cookies are still available for comments!! XD XD

What he thinks of you...

Yup, we went up to our old ... man (OAP) and asked him what he thought of you. No, not just you. YOU in particular. Now, if you don't know what we're talking about... neither do we. So don't worry.

"Well folks, to be thoroughly honest with you, I think you are ... amazing. Yup, according to God, whom I recently had a cup of tea with, all human beings are amazing and I should treat them all like my neighbours. Which naturally means that I should have disputes with you about car parking. I think you're amazing even though you parked your car on my land. Yes it is my land. Not yours. STUNNING FOLKS. Before I get to pout disapprovingly at you, let me unleash BIRD FLU upon you! Die! [Ahoo-ahoo]

"... well folks, after that little stunning old argument, we should move onto the real reason I'm talking to you. Without further ado. But before I say this, I'll have to talk to you about Holland. Did you know that there is a country in South America which speaks Dutch? No. Of course I did, I live everywhere. I AM GOD! Yup, it's true. God told me himself. [Fan #2 thus far. Fan #1 now takes over the interview]

"... well, uh, errr...., yeah... um... I was gunna... no... ummmm.... uh, maybe... no... emmmm....I'm stuck here. Oh, I Know [Fan #2 resumes control] I'd like to complain about the lack of Holland in England. I mean, folks, they all end in 'land' so surely they should speak McLAughlinese and all be 250-year old lizards married to imaginary Texan's who have (Fan #1 I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!] BOYGERS ON THOYSDAY and generally seem to use 6H pencils for things that were not designed for. Oh, we should all also all claim to be from another country and confuse all of our languages so they all sound the same. Or, as we say in Espagnol, 'identical'...


"Getting back to the point, I just wanted to tell you... not anyone else, just YOU, something. It's-"

I'm afraid that that is all we're legally allowed to write. Keep reading folks ^^[fan #2]~Desu[Fan #1].

As we say in French....

One of the biggest things that struck Fan #2 and myself was Mr McLaughlin's complete and utter inability to get his Countries and his Native Languages correct.
I can see you going "Huh?" at your computer screens as you read this, but hear me out.

Picture this, you're sat in a classroom, listening to Mr McLaughlin gabble on about something or other, and finally the blessed bell rings and you can escape his clutches (At least until afternoon registration).
You stand behind your chair and wait patiently for a dissmissal and all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE he says to the class:

"Well folks, goodbye for now. Or as we say in French...Sayonara!"

Suddenly the whole class does a mental double take, you look around, puzzled to the other 30 pupils in the class, (who by that point would have had a 3 year French education I might add) everyone in the room is going 'WTF?' in thier heads.
Having this wonderful French education, we know full well that Sayonara is far from French (it's Japanese as a matter of interest), yet Mr McLaughlin is stood at the front of the room acting as though it is!

That 'aint the worst of it either! There was no escaping the worst of this klaptrap on Thursday mornings! (Damn you PSE....)

Again, he'd be babbling on about something and at some point, numbers would enter into the babble, so he'd go:

"Yup, 3+5=8! Or as we say in Spanish: drei+funf=acht!"

WTF??
Complete FAIL~Desu!
Drei, funf and acht are GERMAN! NOT BLOODY SPANISH!

Honestly! Did he think we'd had no education up to this point that we couldn't distinguish between French, German, Japanese and Spanish?
Or had he just completely failed his Modern Language and Geography GSCE's?

I'll never know.