It's a conspiracy I tell thee!

HOLY COW! We've not updated this thing since October?! Well believe it or not, we have a genuine reason why we've not updated.

Now, I bet you're all thinking we've not updated because Fan #2 and I have been busy with our upcoming exams and the horrors of our Mocks.



That's only part of the reason believe it or not.



But just recently we discovered the real reason...a CONSPIRICY!!!!

A conspiricy so horrible it makes the moon landing conspiricy look like kid's play.

Yes, dear readers...we have become victims of....dun-dun-daaaaaa:



McLAUGHLIN-ISM!!!!



What is McLaughlin-ism I hear you ask? How has it affected us? What did I have for dinner?



Let me tell you.



The first answer is simple: Chicken, chips and a glass of coke.

The second and third require a little more explaining.



To put it simply, Mr McLaughlin was an alien.

WITH A DEADLY ALL CONSUMING VIRUS!!!!111!!1!111!!!!!!



This virus, known as TKmR-MAX Special is a special virus unknown to Man, Dog, Whale or any other animal you can think of (except the mongoose...but we don't like to mention them).

Believe it or not...if you have ever hung around Mr McLaughlin for more than 10 mins...he will have already have mentioned this deadly virus to you on an average of 50 times.



That's right...the TKmR-MAX Special has a specific code word in our Earthly language: Bird Flu.



EVERY SINGLE BLOODY MINUTE OF THE BLOODY DAY HE WOULD YAMMER ON ABOUT BLOODY BIRD FLU!

And what he really meant was this deadly virus.



The TKmR-MAX Special is a peculiar virus...it can affect biological organisims on a minute scale, although if you had to put up with Mr McLaughlin on a long term scale (e.g. from years 8-9) the effects would worsen. Observation has noted the symptoms as being:



MASSIVE CONFUSION!

MASSIVE BOREDOM!

SUICIDAL TENDENCIES (Especially if you had an afterschool det)!

EXTREME AGGRIVATION!

ONE HELLUVA HEADACHE!

A DUCK!



There is also another thing that the TKmR-MAX Special can affect...THE COMPUTER!



However the difference between the two is, that although symptoms in a Biological organisim can appear almost immediately, in a computer the effects can appear years later (e.g. yr 11).



So Fan #2 and I were hardly surpised to discover that our blog has been blocked from the school computers.

We know that this is not the work of a highly intellegent school filtering system, no, it is really the work of A CRAZED SUPER-ALIEN-BIRD FLU-UBER-VIRUS!!!!



McLAUGHLIN-ISM HAS AFFECTED OUR SCHOOL COMPUTER SYSTEM!



Fortunately Fan #2 and I have allies in the CIA, the FBI, the TTFN, the PHD, the PSP, the GMT, the GMTV, the DNA, the DMC, the LED, the SOS Brigade, the SPEW, the MMPR, the DESU, and the DATTEBAYO!

(We couldn't get any allies in the PMC organiztion though...we suspect another conspiricy) who provided us with all the info we needed about this threat to humanity.



So next time you think we have abandoned you....REMEMBER McLAUGHLIN-ISM!