Folks, I'd Just Like To Say Thank You...

" Folks, since there was so much attention on the post 'McLaughlin Mathemclaughlics', the University of M.A.R.T.A. has created us a special course known as, [eh-hoo, eh-hoo] Mathemclaughlics! Well folks, when I heard about it, I said to myself, I said, "Mr Mclaughlin! Your superior intellect has spawned it's own University degree. How should I repay them?

"Well, I asked my wifey from Texas. I said, "Ol' Wifey O' Mine, wadduya think o' this?

"And She said, "O' Husband of moyn, I fink that this is a woynderfuyl idea. Maybe we should celebrate by habing triple meaty deluxe mageboygor this thoysday!!

"Well, I said, I say, I said, of course ol' wifey o mine. I'll just throw you of a cliff!

"And that's exactly what I did!"

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What he thinks of you...

Yup, we went up to our old ... man (OAP) and asked him what he thought of you. No, not just you. YOU in particular. Now, if you don't know what we're talking about... neither do we. So don't worry.

"Well folks, to be thoroughly honest with you, I think you are ... amazing. Yup, according to God, whom I recently had a cup of tea with, all human beings are amazing and I should treat them all like my neighbours. Which naturally means that I should have disputes with you about car parking. I think you're amazing even though you parked your car on my land. Yes it is my land. Not yours. STUNNING FOLKS. Before I get to pout disapprovingly at you, let me unleash BIRD FLU upon you! Die! [Ahoo-ahoo]

"... well folks, after that little stunning old argument, we should move onto the real reason I'm talking to you. Without further ado. But before I say this, I'll have to talk to you about Holland. Did you know that there is a country in South America which speaks Dutch? No. Of course I did, I live everywhere. I AM GOD! Yup, it's true. God told me himself. [Fan #2 thus far. Fan #1 now takes over the interview]

"... well, uh, errr...., yeah... um... I was gunna... no... ummmm.... uh, maybe... no... emmmm....I'm stuck here. Oh, I Know [Fan #2 resumes control] I'd like to complain about the lack of Holland in England. I mean, folks, they all end in 'land' so surely they should speak McLAughlinese and all be 250-year old lizards married to imaginary Texan's who have (Fan #1 I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!] BOYGERS ON THOYSDAY and generally seem to use 6H pencils for things that were not designed for. Oh, we should all also all claim to be from another country and confuse all of our languages so they all sound the same. Or, as we say in Espagnol, 'identical'...


"Getting back to the point, I just wanted to tell you... not anyone else, just YOU, something. It's-"

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