Yeah, make sense of that title! Nyah! It's almost impossible to say and you'll find yourself wondering 'What the hell does that mean?'
Well, as always, we're happy to fill in the blanks and explain that it is actually McLauglin's rather odd interpretation of Mathematics. According to him...
"...Ten out of Seven people are bad at fractions..."
"...150% of people are bad at percentages..."
And, he had another yet dispicable joke, taking the thorough michael out of Liverpudlians. (Don't worry any of you out there, we are semi-liverpudlians ourselves).
"...Liverpool and Manchester United are playing against one another in the FA Cup Final. It's has ended up on penalties (yeah, unlikely, I know, Liverpool would win without even blinking...), and the penalties have been going on for ages. Both teams have gone through all of their players and even the keepers have taken one. So, The United team decided to challenge the Liverpool team to a times table competition...
"...Naturally, not wanting to be shown up by the chumpy Mancunians, they accepted, despite fully well knowing that they were as hopeless at Maths as the people in the crowds.
"'OK, we'll give you one question. Get it right, you win the match. Get it wrong, you lose'...
"'OK,' the Liverpool team reply. They select Carragher and Gerrard to answer...
"'First question, what is ... 999 multiplied by 3459384757?'...
"They were clearly stumped so Carragher just blurted out a random answer...
"' 345873849587345839485,' he said..."
"The crowd, not wanting their team to lose, yelled out..."Give them another chance!"...
"So, not wanting to seem unsporting, United accepted and this time Giggs asked...
"'What is 55 multiplied by 60?'...
"Thinking that he might actually know this one, Gerrard has a try...
"'Uh, it's 5660, likhhh,' he replied, desperately looking to the crowd. Upon having seen the United players dispondant look, they realized he was wrong again. "Give him another chance!"...
"With extreme reluctance, they did it again and really, they were getting bored. Stuff it, they thought, we've already won the Premiership. So, Scholes steps up and puts another question to them...
"' What is 3 times 5?"
"'Easy,' Gerrard cried. "15!!"
"'Give him another chance. Give him another chance!"
How long winded can you be? That was basically inferring that even if they got the answer right, the Liverpool fans (yes, that includes Fan #1 and I) thought he was wrong... Duh!
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Machlichologogolaughlichs?
Mathamalaughlochins?
Lochologaminatamalaugichs?
Mclaughamaticlamanurotics?
Ramanalaughlinatrochs?
I can't pronounce it.
Don't worry, we designed it to be unpronounceable. But, our best attempt is if you pronounce it thusly:
"Matha-mac-glok-clics"
Macca-
Maccccacaaa-
Maccaccacaca-
MAKAKACAKACAKACCAKAKA!
T.T I can't say it...
Mathamacowlics! No wait,
Mathamacatburn! No,
Mathamacrooklock! NO!
Mathamacanopener! GAHH!
MATHAMACRANBERRIES!
...Well I can say the first part right...
Mathe...Mathamc...Mathamclaug...
MANATHAMANACAGLOCKENSPIELICLICKS!
v_v I cant say it.
English is my first language, but I spent time in Asia and forgot it...THIS WORD IS TOO HARD.
I can speak Chinese fluently though, what would this be in Chinese?
Awh, sorry. Uh, I guess in Chinese it would be whatever the combination of Mathematics and McLaughlin would be... (I don't do Chinese although Fan #1 is interested in Japanese...)
Try doing it in bits:
Math-A-Ma-Glock-Licks
Hope that was helpful ^^
ZOMG! I totally showed this post to my friend Layla(she will comment next) and niether of us could say this darn word!
My best effort: Macchinanacchachacklicks
Or something like that lolz)
Oh, is fan 1 an anime fan by any chance?
I'm sure I recognize some of the references he/she throws in.
Hey fan 1, do you like moe moe stuff?
This word is absolutely stupid...I can't say it at all and Anthony and I look total idiots trying to.
Anthony keeps nudging me to post my best effort, so here:
Matchachamethlokliks
Heh, sorry about that. We were just hyper and it seemed like fun at the time... o_0
And yes, I'm sure Fan#1 would love nothing more than to babble about Anime with you.
Genial fill someone in on and this fill someone in on helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you for your information.
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