The Incident with the ball and the bus stop

Yes, we're documenting the infamous 'Ball!' incident in which a student was enjoying a game of football with some friends...

"...**** [sorry, no names]! BALL! BUS STOP! CAR! WHY?

[**** stared at him for a short while before McLaughlin walked off,
apparantly taking it no further. Everyone around **** was baffled as to what
McLaughlin was babbling about and were eagerly discussing rumours when **** came
out with it...]

"Look, right, we were playing football at the bus stop and the ball
rolled away and hit Mr [History Teacher]'s car. Suddenly, McLaughlin appears and
gives me a funny look, alright. Then, he walked away. What a freak,
right?"

Yep, what a weirdo... But, whenever I know talk to **** I usually greet him by quoting this speech. Very funny indeed.