As he was so gullible and easy to make fun of (sorry if you're reading this, ew don't mean it...) Fan #1 often made several rather snide remarks which he often didn't get. I'm going relive a couple of those conversations...
Number 1
Fan #1: [Upon hearing Mr McLaughlin rant on about how he has bird flu for at least the 10th time that day] Mr McLaughlin, how do you spell Hypochondriac?
Mr McLaughlin: Young ******(Fan #1's name), I believe that it is spelt H-Y-P-O-C-H-O-N-D-R-I-A-C.
Fan #1: I thought so, I justread it and was making sure it was right. Does the word mean anything to you?
Mr McLaughlin: Uh, young ******, I think that it's a person who says they're ill when they're not really.
Fan #1: [In amazement that he still hasn#t understood her implication] OK, er, thanks.
Odd, I'm sure you'll agree.
Number 2
[Fan #1 walked into the room, slightly late]
Mr McLaughlin: Young ******!
Fan #1: [Imitating his voice and pulling a face like his, at the front of the room, with everyone watching] Mr McLaughlin!
[The whole point of this was that he always referred to everyone as 'Young (insert name here)'. Even with the impersonation, he laughed and let Fan #1 sit down, totally unpunished. I gawped in disbelief!]
Remember folks, stay stunning!!! (I'm gunna try and upload a pic of Mr McLaughlin onto here sometime soon. Keep a look out!!!
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