Noooo... It's another Joke!! Run for Cover

Yup, I'm going to torture you all with another cruel, obnoxious Mr McLaughlin joke which I only remembered (or improvised upon, whichever) with the help of Bog Brush and a certain Wall. I'd like you all to remember, this one is their fault! (Oh and thanks for our comments! It's always cool to get a good review!).

"Uh... Right folks, [uh-hoo], one day in Holland, I was visiting a canal.
You see, I built that canal and I felt the need to tell everyone on every boat
that that was the case. Yup, I built it with the help of the Queen of England.
Now anyway, something really terrible happened you know. A red boat crashed
straight into a blue boat (sorry that the blue is a bit pale but you can't read it otherwise...) and do you know what folks? They were marooned..."

Yeah, it's awful, I know, but come on, give the guy a break. He was a 250 year-old reptile trying to cheer us up after giving us all break-time dets, which by the way, wasn't very fair... Stay Stunning!!!