Heh

Mr McLaughlin applies for a job (thanks AGB!)!

"...Howdy there folks. I want a job in this here working establishment. Where do
I sign up, I say sign up? [I felt like making him a Texan for this post, in case
you were wondering...]..."

[Manager comes out and inspects what seems
remarkably like a Texan Hobo standing by his front desk]

"...uh, yes, of
course you can have a job. But, you, err, need to be able to speak fluent Dutch
first..."

[McLaughlin puffs up proudly and says]

"Ah, I speak
excellent Dutch [spiels off a load of Dutch]..."

[Manager looks
worried...]

"Uh, no, you have to be able to speak double Dutch..."

[McLaughlin suddenly becomes crestfallen]

"...Awh, but it took
me a darn tootin' hundred, I say hundred, years to learn single Dutch.
Goddamit!"

[Actually believes it and goes off, only then to post a
message on a local notice board. It read...]

"...Howdy y'all. I'm
searchin' the lands for a Double Dutch teacher to teach me how to say 'Never
mind your stupid Double Dutch, I say pistols at dawn...'..."...