Monday, 16 April 2007

Come on, Matthew left a comment, why can't anyone else!!!

This post is for all of you miserable people that can't be bothered contributing!!!
Contribute please! Anyone who does gets a post dedicated to them ~(and a cyber-cookie, cos Fan #1 is just eager to give them away)!! =)

"... Young *****! I expect to see some work from you in the next few minutes! But in the meantime, feel free to prat around on my laptop. It's shiny and ooh, look at this! I discovered a whole pack of three thousand fonts!!! I'm now going to interupt the lesson and teach you what each font looks like, so in the future you can say 'Mr McLaughlin showed me that font and for that I call him O' Great One''. Hmmmm....

[He idly clicks on several fonts and gasps with amazment to find that they only differ in the height of each letter].

["Uh, sir," one boy points out, to the various groans of disappointment from every other living organism on Earth, everyone one of which are currently dying of boredom, "Why are all of them the same?"]

"...sir they are not that same!! How dare you. You can stay behnind at 3:25, my room, T1 and we'll go through each one of them!"

Everyone laughed at stupid boy... How stoooopid!!!

If anyone is wondering why someone spelt the word stupid like 'stoooopid' it was because Fan #1 had a randon sugar rush and decided that it would be more appropriate. (Yep I sure did! Maho!)

If like me, you don't have the slightest idea what 'Maho' means, then fear not. Neither does Fan #1 ( Much to contradict me, she has decided that she does know what Maho means, but it is completely irrelevant and I just don't care...)
(Fan #1 says: Watch 'Pani Poni Dash!' to understand Maho!)

5 comments:

Bog Brush said...

Uh-hoo, uh-hoo. It is I the Brush and am here to congratulate you all on this stunning blog, uh-hoo. Did you know that Mr McLaughlin knew the pope too? Darth Benedict mmmmxxxv11

Bog Brush said...

Uh-hoo, uh-hoo. It is I the Brush and am here to congratulate you all on this stunning blog, uh-hoo. Did you know that Mr McLaughlin knew the pope too? Darth Benedict mmmmxxxv11

Bog Brush said...

How many ties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 3.1415abuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhhhhh..

Bog Brush said...

How many ties crossed the road.

Answer: De taille moyenne!

Get your jokes right mister Wall, I also invented both of the tie jokes

Mr McLaughlin's 1# Fan said...

STUNNING!