Holland - The Infamous Vincent Joke

Mr McLaughlin was rather famous for insisting that he once lived in Holland. Then, he came out with the world's most abismal joke, which went vaguely along the lines of this;

Well folks, once, I was in Amsterdam and I went past a
stunning, yup stunning, cafe. Well I thought, yes I thought to myself, Mr
McLaughlin, sir, you deserve a coffee. So, I stopped off into cafe and lo and
behold - I saw old Vincent van Gogh, huh-huh. So, I went over to him and said,
"ol' vincent, d'ya want a drink." [Stupid laugh] and Vincent said, he said, "No
thanks. I've got one 'ere..."

If you don't get it, don't worry, neither did any of us until he explained it the fourth, maybe fifth time (the point is that Vincent van Gogh only had one ear and he says "I've got one 'ere", which sounds the same). Oh and just to clarify, this blog is absolutely nothing to with www.mrmclaughlin.com , which actually refers to someone else. Not this Mr McLaughlin